Alan has written and performed several one man shows in the past, but recently has felt he’s been lazy. So, he decided to do something completely insane and commit to creating an entirely new and different one man show a month for an entire year. Some of these show will be seen again someday down the line, others will only be spoken about in legend.
Have you ever felt uncomfortable? Of course you have! Did you feel ever feel uncomfortable trying to say "Umconfortable" out loud? Of course you did, I do too! Come join Alan Starzinski for an evening of hilarious and uncomfortable characters.
Written and starring: Alan Starzinski
Directed by Michael Hartney
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Once a month, we cram together UCB's top writers, performers, and students to craft an all-new sketch comedy show from scratch in a single day.
Featuring writers and performers from The Onion News Network, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, and more!
Sketch Cram is all the comedy you can cram into a single show. Featuring 100% new content every month! Based on the show originally created by Charlie Sanders and Chris Gethard.
Fill your water bottles up with vodka and steal some new earrings from Claire's because the roast is BACK and more cathartic than ever.
The following freshmen will have their pubescent masturbation habits put on blast:
John Everett Trowbridge
Mo Fry Pas
Jaime Alyse Andrews
and, as always, your host, Oakton High School's 2008 "headed for hollywood" superlative winner Alise Morales.
Don't forget to tell your brother to buy beer.
Join us for an evening of original & classic holiday music, comedic storytelling a winter brew and holiday cheer.
A ticket gets you one free beverage, attendance to the event and a copy of this year's Winter Is On My Head release. All proceeds from ticket and beverage sales will benefit charity: water.
Advance tickets - $5
At the door - $10
The Calendar Years
A monthly character showcase at the Magnet Theater hosted by Jana Schmieding and Lauren Olson. Each month they host a badass line-up of top NYC comedic actors performing new original characters.
Alan Starzinski is a guy you love to hate! He is narcissistic, mischievous, and childish, but ALSO strangely charming. Join us for a bunch of characters that you also love to hate! Plus Aquaman!
Written by and starring Alan Starzinski
Directed by Brandon Gulya
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HE SAID, SHE SAID: A Sketch Show
He Said, She Said is an evening of comedic sketches where we challenge some of UCB's most talented writers to write sketches for the opposite sex. It's like Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, but intentionally funny.
Writers selected by hosts Leslie Meisel and Kate Riley cast and direct their sketches to be performed at the show.
I will be performing a character at this show! $8 Online // $10 Door
Wazzzzaaaap you guys? It's your VJs from Total Live Now wanting to invite you to a LIVE TAPING of the most popular live viewer choice live show that is Total Live Now (2001).
Our favorite movie of the summer was Shrek but it's August 2001 and we still haven't seen Lara Croft Tomb Raider.
George Bush didn't win the popular vote but is the president, isn't that BALLIN?
DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE? Let's talk about it!
Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story! Hosts Michael Hartney (So I Like Superman) and Justin Tyler (Comic Book Club) are two of the biggest fanboys in comedy, and they've gathered an Avenging Legion of Uncanny Titans to honor New York Comic Con the best way they know how: by making fun of it. Expect heroes, villains, comic book creators fresh from the con floor, and super-special guests! Get your tickets now before they're RETCONNED