Alan Starzinski is an actor, improvisor, and writer living in Los Angeles. He has been at the Upright Citizens Brigade since June 2007. He is also the creator and former host of the popular show The Kaleidoscope. He has been on the Harold teams: Sandino and Rocks, the Character's Welcome team and the Lloyd team CAMP. He has written and started in the one man shows "Guys You Love to Hate" and "Umconfortable" that both had runs at UCBNY. He would like to thank his mother for being okay with him dropping out of college. He played a dead dude on "Forensic Files" once. He was a performer in the 2016 JFL New Faces Characters. He is currently seeking representation.

My dad says you have potential because your face is serious and you say stupid things.
— My best friend Sam Hanna