Umconfortable DEBUT!!!
Dec 13

Umconfortable DEBUT!!!

  • Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY

Have you ever felt uncomfortable? Of course you have! Did you feel ever feel uncomfortable trying to say "Umconfortable" out loud? Of course you did, I do too! Come join Alan Starzinski for an evening of hilarious and uncomfortable characters.
Written and starring: Alan Starzinski

Directed by Michael Hartney

Only $5!!!

Make Reservations

8:00 pm20:00

Characters Welcome

  • UCB East Theatre

Characters Welcome is a monthly showcase hosted by Michael Hartney and Justin Tyler that brings together the best and brightest comedy actors to perform their favorite original characters and impressions. Every 3rd Monday of the month!

Jan 17


  • Upright Citizens Brigade Chelsea

Once a month, we cram together UCB's top writers, performers, and students to craft an all-new sketch comedy show from scratch in a single day. 

Featuring writers and performers from The Onion News Network, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, and more! 

Sketch Cram is all the comedy you can cram into a single show. Featuring 100% new content every month! Based on the show originally created by Charlie Sanders and Chris Gethard.

Jan 16

The Roast of Your 15 Year Old Self IV

  • Legion Bar

Fill your water bottles up with vodka and steal some new earrings from Claire's because the roast is BACK and more cathartic than ever. 

The following freshmen will have their pubescent masturbation habits put on blast: 

Jo Firestone
Amber Nelson
Irene Hartmann
Alan Starzinski
John Everett Trowbridge
Andrew Tisher
Charlie Walden
Jack Walden
Ben Warheit
Mo Fry Pas
Jaime Alyse Andrews

and, as always, your host, Oakton High School's 2008 "headed for hollywood" superlative winner Alise Morales. 

Don't forget to tell your brother to buy beer.

Dec 27

Jews Vs Christians

  • Upright Citizen's Brigade East

9:00 pm21:00

Stand Up at Dive Comedy

  • Freddy's Back Room

Dive Comedy is a free, bi-weekly live comedy and music show that happens on 2nd & 4th (& sometimes 5th) Mondays of every month at 9pm. It's hosted by Giulia Rozzi & Brooke Van Poppelen

at Freddy's Back Room in Brooklyn.



7:30 pm19:30

Fat Mondays Standup show!

  • Bo's Restaurant & Bar Room

Welcome to a brand new FREE comedy show at Bo's Restaurant & Bar. HAPPY HOUR drink prices all night, New Orleans-themed food. and comedy by NYC's finest (comics, not cops). YEAH YOU RIGHT.


Nick Vatterot

Amber Nelson

Sean Donnelly

8:00 pm20:00

Winter Is On My Head | CD Release & Artist Showcase

  • Our Saviour New York Midtown

Join us for an evening of original & classic holiday music, comedic storytelling a winter brew and holiday cheer. 

A ticket gets you one free beverage, attendance to the event and a copy of this year's Winter Is On My Head release. All proceeds from ticket and beverage sales will benefit charity: water.

Advance tickets - $5
At the door - $10

Andre Medrano
Greg DeLucia
Alan Starzinski 
Clinton Music
Blake Flattley
The Calendar Years
Lindsey Luff

7:00 pm19:00

Jana & Lauren Presents

  • Magnet Theatre

A monthly character showcase at the Magnet Theater hosted by Jana Schmieding and Lauren Olson. Each month they host a badass line-up of top NYC comedic actors performing new original characters. 

This month: 
Alan Starzinski
Veronica Osorio 
Alan Fessenden
Kevin Cobbs
Jamaal Sedayao 
Bryan Berlin 
Sierra Pasquale
Matt Alspaugh
Jana Schmieding 
Lauren Olson

Alan Starzinski: Guys You Love to Hate
7:00 pm19:00

Alan Starzinski: Guys You Love to Hate

  • Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

Alan Starzinski is a guy you love to hate! He is narcissistic, mischievous, and childish, but ALSO strangely charming. Join us for a bunch of characters that you also love to hate! Plus Aquaman!

Written by and starring Alan Starzinski
Directed by Brandon Gulya
Make Reservations HERE:
Only $5!!!

Oct 9

HE SAID, SHE SAID: A Sketch Show

  • Upright Citizens Brigade

HE SAID, SHE SAID: A Sketch Show

He Said, She Said is an evening of comedic sketches where we challenge some of UCB's most talented writers to write sketches for the opposite sex. It's like Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, but intentionally funny. 

Writers selected by hosts Leslie Meisel and Kate Riley cast and direct their sketches to be performed at the show. 

Theme Party
Oct 5

Theme Party

  • The PIT – Underground

I will be performing a character at this show! $8 Online // $10 Door


Wazzzzaaaap you guys? It's your VJs from Total Live Now wanting to invite you to a LIVE TAPING of the most popular live viewer choice live show that is Total Live Now (2001). 

Our favorite movie of the summer was Shrek but it's August 2001 and we still haven't seen Lara Croft Tomb Raider. 

George Bush didn't win the popular vote but is the president, isn't that BALLIN? 

DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE? Let's talk about it! 

Kelsey McLaughlin
Jillian Green 
Alan Starzinski
Matt Rogers
Rachel Pegram

Oct 9

The UCB 52 NOW!: A Comic Con Comedy Show

  • Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre

Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story! Hosts Michael Hartney (So I Like Superman) and Justin Tyler (Comic Book Club) are two of the biggest fanboys in comedy, and they've gathered an Avenging Legion of Uncanny Titans to honor New York Comic Con the best way they know how: by making fun of it. Expect heroes, villains, comic book creators fresh from the con floor, and super-special guests! Get your tickets now before they're RETCONNED

Only $5